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April 22, 09 - Guyanese pride is on my mind
Guyanese pride is in my kind
So step aside and let me thru ...read joke
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April 22, 09 - Guyana Flag $5
Guyana Shirt $18
Ticket To Guyana $600
...read joke
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April 22, 09 - Us Guyanese people are soo hot,
We eat curry, roti, and peppa pot
Wen u see us juss stand ...read joke
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June 2, 08 - Yuh know how to mop a drop.
Yuh know how to make almost falling down a part of yuh walk.
Yuh could point with yuh mouth.
Yuh have a 'jep ness' in yuh gallery.
Yuh get sting by them same 'jep' and try to kill the 'jep' with a broom and get ...read joke
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June 2, 08 - Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Trini responds, "A chicken Roti." The warden serves him his Roti, and then escorts hi ...read joke
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May 30, 08 - A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Churchill Roosevelt highway.
Nutting movin. De driver wonderin what happenin.
Nex ting, a man knocks on the window. De driver roll down he window
and ask, 'Wha goin orn?'
'Boy...terrorists kidnap Patrick Man ...read joke
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May 27, 08 - A Trini guy, a Guyanese man, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and .. it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Trini guy are si ...read joke
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May 27, 08 - A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Trinidad and "passed out" on the floor. People gathered around to help him by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain consciousness. Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the juice into his mouth, where ...read joke
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May 27, 08 - Jonsey buy a donkey from Ramsingh, a old farmer pardner, for $300. Ramsingh agree to deliver the donkey the next day. Next day, Ramsingh drive up and said, "Sorry Jonsey, but I have some bad news. The donkey dead."
"Well gie me back meh money," said Jonsey. ...read joke
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May 27, 08 - A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not rea ...read joke
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May 27, 08 - Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Leroy was a bi ...read joke
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May 26, 08 - A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a Trinidadian poltician!"
The thief said, "In that ca ...read joke
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